This time Naked Wednesday was at the EK Resort with Jonas and Eastonia.
Tag: Jonas
Today was the blessing for Jonas and Eastonia’s Baby, Kai at the Tapirapé tribe.
Bubba Oh: “Natives! Welcome!”
Bubba Oh: “Today we are gathered to honor our river mother Mama Cocha and the blessings she brings us!”
Bubba Oh: looks around
Bubba Oh: “The Amazon river is a mighty river!”
Bubba Oh: “But is is made of many smalle rivers!”
Bubba Oh: “So it is with us natives – we are Juritos, Xocos and Tapirapé – each a small tribe, that makes up the mighty Amazon Native!”
Bubba Oh: By the grace of our river mother Mama Cocha – who is here amongs us!” points to the statue
Bubba Oh: “Two rivers have joined into one today!”
Bubba Oh: Squints at his paper “Eastonia of the Xocos”… Looks up “And my tribal brother Jonas have joined their rivers”
ɛąʂɬơŋıą clears throat.. “no, Jurito” smiles
Bubba Oh: “Mama Cocha has smiles upon them and given them a child!”
Whispering Wind shkaes head… of the jurito not xocos, Bubba*tss tss
ɛąʂɬơŋıą giggles
Silvia: chuckles and eyes Bubba… no worries grandpa..it is teh age that finally catches you
Bubba Oh: *coughs* “Eastonia og the Juritos!!”
Jonas Daviau rolls his eyes biting his lips to avoid to laugh
Whispering Wind: try keep a serious face with immense effort
Bubba Oh: Continues with out a hitch “We shall bless this child today and welcome him into our tribes!”
Bubba Oh: “From many tribes one!”
Bubba Oh: walks to the child and places his hand upon it forehead
Bubba Oh: “As an Elder of the Tapirapé I bless you child in the name of Mama Cocha! And by the power for my tribal brothers and sisters! Welcome to our tribes!”
Bubba Oh: “May you be a strong hunter, a fervent gatherer and a fisherman in the rivers of Mama Cocha!”
It was a great initation ceremony for Atan, Jonas and Tichi. New decoration and a great speech from our elder bubba.
Bubba Oh: Coughs and ruffles the papers and puts on his glasses…
Bubba Oh
Bubba Oh: “Ahem…”
Bubba Oh: “Uhnnn…”
Bubba Oh: “Welll Young Tapis!”
Whispering Wind (maryam.camino): looks fascinated to bubba spectacles
Bubba Oh: Squints at the greasy papers and then says with his best politicians voice…
Bubba Oh: “Three score years ago our ancestors brought forth in this jungle, a new tribe, conceived in the idea of freedom, and dedicated to the smoking of hemp leaves.”
Bubba Oh: Looks at the Shaman and Summer…
Bubba Oh: “Now we are engaged in in bringeing forth a new generation of Tapirapé, to test whether our tribe, our family so conceived and so dedicated, can endure.”
Bubba Oh: Smugly looks at the new Tapis…
Bubba Oh: “We have come to dedicate you – young souls to this great tradition. To sanctify you before our almighty mother Mama Cocha our mother river.”
Tichi’Una (tichiuna.skydancer) smiles at Bubba.
Bubba Oh: “The mother river, who has always encircled this land, this land from which we spring.”
Bubba Oh: “But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. Our ancestors, our dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. “
Bubba Oh: Bubba now looks VERY satisfied with his oratorical ability!
Bubba Oh: “The jungle will little note, nor long remember what I – poor elder – say here, but it can never be forgotten what our ancestors did here. For they ARE the jungle itself!”
Bubba Oh: “Yet it is for us the living, for you about to dedicated here to the tribe, to work this unfinishable work which our honered ancestors have started – and which we – your elders – humbly try to advance!”
Bubba Oh: “And this brings me to Mama Cochas daughter Mama Quilla, patron of you Tapirapé women and of the institution of marriage.”
Whispering Wind (maryam.camino): nods vehemently
Bubba Oh: He shakes his head as if he lost the thread of his words… Shakies his head and ruffles the papers…
Bubba Oh: “But this is the Amazon, so not long will I dwell on the subject of marriage – for its importance is given, but instead I must turn my attention to Mama Allpa, and the deed of fornication, for fornication is what will advance our tribe, and when fornicating, you must always endeavour to preserve the pure native blood of the Tapirapé tribe – you shall not! must not! soil your loins – like a certain other tribe, that shall go unmentioned!”
Bubba Oh whispers: “Did I really write that Shaman?!”
Bubba Oh: Picks himself up…
Bubba Oh: “And so, when join – join not only in the huts! Join on the land – in the river against the trees! That you may please the Gods of the jungle, make the tribe greater bring fertility – like the priest of the Tapirapé you are about to become!”
Whispering Wind (maryam.camino): blinks impressed with the wisdom of the elder
Catten Carter: laughs loud and wipes tears, then applauds, “best speech ever bubba”
Tichi’Una (tichiuna.skydancer) stifles a laugh, covering her mouth.
Summer (summergentlewhisper) smiles..”awesome “
ATAN I’HΞYU (aishe.aabye) raises an eyebrow and smiles
Bubba Oh: Looks very VERY satisfied with himself there – as he folds up the papers
Bubba Oh: “And Now You are proper Tapis!”
MansooR RedChilli (mansoor50): heck…bubbah is the only honest politicna i know
Catten Carter: applauds, “well done bubba!”
Bubba Oh whispers: “Catten what doesd ‘fornicate’ mean?”
