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Naked Wednesday – EK Resort

July 26, 2023 / Tapi Writer

This time Naked Wednesday was at the EK Resort with Jonas and Eastonia.

Everyone dancing and exercising, wearing EK caps…

Jonas, Eastonia and Kai

July 20, 2023 / Tapi Writer

Today was the blessing for Jonas and Eastonia’s Baby, Kai at the Tapirapé tribe.

Bubba Oh: “Natives! Welcome!”

Bubba Oh: “Today we are gathered to honor our river mother Mama Cocha and the blessings she brings us!”

Bubba Oh: looks around

Bubba Oh: “The Amazon river is a mighty river!”

Bubba Oh: “But is is made of many smalle rivers!”

Bubba Oh: “So it is with us natives – we are Juritos, Xocos and Tapirapé – each a small tribe, that makes up the mighty Amazon Native!”

Bubba Oh: By the grace of our river mother Mama Cocha – who is here amongs us!” points to the statue

Bubba Oh: “Two rivers have joined into one today!”

Bubba Oh: Squints at his paper “Eastonia of the Xocos”… Looks up “And my tribal brother Jonas have joined their rivers”

ɛąʂɬơŋıą clears throat.. “no, Jurito” smiles

Bubba Oh: “Mama Cocha has smiles upon them and given them a child!”

Whispering Wind shkaes head… of the jurito not xocos, Bubba*tss tss

ɛąʂɬơŋıą giggles

Silvia: chuckles and eyes Bubba… no worries grandpa..it is teh age that finally catches you

Bubba Oh: *coughs* “Eastonia og the Juritos!!”

Jonas Daviau rolls his eyes biting his lips to avoid to laugh

Whispering Wind: try keep a serious face with immense effort

Bubba Oh: Continues with out a hitch “We shall bless this child today and welcome him into our tribes!”

Bubba Oh: “From many tribes one!”

Bubba Oh: walks to the child and places his hand upon it forehead

Bubba Oh: “As an Elder of the Tapirapé I bless you child in the name of Mama Cocha! And by the power for my tribal brothers and sisters! Welcome to our tribes!”

Bubba Oh: “May you be a strong hunter, a fervent gatherer and a fisherman in the rivers of Mama Cocha!”

A beautiful native woman in a wrap skirt holds a skull, facing a tattooed man with a blue headdress in a jungle ritual setting

Tribal members, adorned in traditional attire, gather in a flower-filled water setting, participating in a ritual or ceremony.

Naked Wednesday – Creating a Story

June 28, 2023 / Tapi Writer

Wednesday, the Tapi once again invited everyone to participate in the Naked Wednesday ritual. It’s a ritual where the tribe honors the gods that created them and the seekers that roam the jungle naked…

The ritual was opened with a speech by the Tapirapé Oldest of Elders, Bubba. A long but interesting speech about the gods and how to stay forever young.

Then the Tapi Shaman, Whispering Wind, spoke to everyone about how stories are a way to preserve our heritage and share knowledge of the gods.

Finally Elder Catten invited everyone to help create an epic story, by contributing each paragraph to it. It turned out that great art can be created that way, and the story the crowd created were nothing short of a literary masterpiece.

A young beautiful woman crashed her plane but luckily, she escapes the wreckage and looks around in the dark jungle… Suddenly she hears a roar and something moves in the tall grass behind her.

A terrible jaguar comes out from the bushes. The poor, lonely and frightened woman is paralyzed by the presence of this ferocious beast! She can’t breathe or run away. She faintly shouts “Help! help me! I’m desperate there is a jaguar” the woman looks around her, but no one comes to her rescue.

The jaguar seems mean and big… but it’s not hungry, so it doesn’t attack the Woman. She thanks the gods and feels lucky to have the chance to go on living. She understands the importance of her life, and decides to improve her life for the gods, who saved her.

At this point a small man comes out of the trees with a small bow and small arrows but a huge cock. He hits the Jaguar and says: now you are mine!!!

As the man heads towards the female, he makes his shoulder broad and shows off his stride, turning to the female “I shall take you to be my bride, I may be small, but I am very mighty!” nodding his head down towards his cock, smiling…

The man approached, but the woman wasn’t stupid – she knew what a huge cock signified… a small brain. She smiled at him, winked at him, wiggled her boobs for him. Then she kneed him in the groin and tried to make her escape….”

Suddenly the jungle opened and behind the trees, naked women appeared, shaking their breasts, and rubbing their pussies until they spread drops and drops of their juices around, laughing and moaning loud… The jaguar wakes up, shocked seeing this and looks around as the group of women retreats back into the jungle.

The Jaguar looks around hungry, and then it eyes the man’s cock thinking it is a big sausage… The woman, observing the jaguar, think it’s a waste being eaten, and she prepares to take action….

She resolutely grabbed his cock, rubbed it to make it grow, and then she hit the jaguar with it, and the poor jaguar got hurt bad… again…

The woman drops the man’s cock, as her thoughts suddenly go dark… drifting back to a time in her life where she was almost dominated over… made a slave… and now here she stands before two alpha males… both competing for her…

In a furry of rage, she takes out her dagger and thrusts it deep into the man’s chest first…. Her eyes are on fire, and she rips the dagger out and plunges it into the jaguar, sinking it in deep, through muscle and bone. Once more she rips out the dagger as both fall bleeding. She stands up… a slow small smile appears on her twisted lips, as she retreats into the jungle… whistling kumbaya.