{"id":3025,"date":"2025-07-09T11:46:36","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T09:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tapirape.com\/blog\/?p=3025"},"modified":"2025-07-11T21:48:27","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T19:48:27","slug":"the-great-tapi-bum-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tapirape.com\/blog\/index.php\/2025\/07\/09\/the-great-tapi-bum-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Tapi Bum Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This Wednesday was the great Tapi Bum Contest, where everyone in the jungle gathered to meet the bum judges, all hoping to become the Butt King and Queen of the jungle!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Article about the event on the Amazon River Sun: https:\/\/amazonriversun.blogspot.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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People from all over the jungle gathered at the Tapi Camp to take part in or witness the legendary contest. The air was buzzing with excitement, as contestants lined up and the crowd waited eagerly. With plenty of alcohol flowing, the atmosphere was lively and full of anticipation, everyone eager to see who would claim the title of Butt King and Queen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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At least 15 brave souls walked the catwalk, showcasing their butts with flair, along with various skills and decorations, for the three esteemed judges: Persephone from the Amazon Sun, Chiefess Khaing of the Xoco, and Elder Bubba of the Tapi. Each contestant strut with confidence, hoping to impress the judges. In the end, Jim was crowned Butt King and Silvia, Butt Queen. Both received promises of relaxing massages from the Tapi healers and plenty of gold, marking their victory in the wildest contest the jungle had ever seen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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